Quoth the Blue Fairy on Pinocchio: “A lie keeps growing and growing until it’s as plain as the nose on your face.”

submitted by: KtB

This was actually in (what was formerly known as) my backyard.  This incredibly ambitious spider built his web across the whole walkway, tlr almost walked right into it.  We only got a few pix before scaring him off…

Clip from show The Mighty Boosh found on BCC youtube channel…

Video taken by Damian Elias, found on Madsennuilo‘s youtube channel.
Bizarre spider mating ritual…the female remains unimpressed.  Turn up volume on speakers, the little guy’s actually making a lot of noise!